Michele Bachmann doing terrible, terrible things with a corn dog. Nuff said.
Glenn Beck and the Hot Dog. It's like Beauty and the Beast. The fatty, processed hog in a bun is Beauty.
I think Rick Perry has managed to get it in a little bit further than Michele Bachmann. Go Perry, go!
Sarah Palin, Alaskan ice queen, wraps her lips around an ice cream. Insulting Republicans in rhyming couplets... boo-yah.
Donald Trump wearing a tie that looks like some ham. And eating ice cream. And being an odious little shit biscuit.